At the third hour of the fourth day of the sixth month of the ninth year of Wude in the Tang Dynasty, the vermilion lacquer on the Xuanwu Gate was pouring out a kind of viscous texture that transcends time and space. When this door was later imitated by Song Huizong as a flying white pen in \”Ruizhuo\”, he would never expect that his essence was a giant film panel – all figures that passed it would be corrupted into the green of the historical books, only The wicked oil silted in the doorway remembered that Li Jiancheng\’s posture of squeezing his waist and buckles on his jade belt that day, like a beetle burned by boiling water.

1. Financial expansion and learning

The Historical School of Sui and Tang Dynasties has not yet calculated the maintenance fee of the Xuanwu Gate in Qing Dynasty. According to the Ministry of Industry\’s archive, the crack filling and filling project consumes 700 \”Kuanyuan Tongbao\”, but the analysis of copper quality analysis on these coins completely coincides with the carbon isotope curve of the housing spots in Zhongku, Yangguo, thirty years later. What\’s more amazing is that Wei Gong\’s arrow bag generated quantum damage in the archives of the office – the same arrow was embedded in the beams and pillars of the Xuanwu Gate, and was also registered in the list of military supplies that had been conquering the Turks for four years. If Huang Renyu knew that Chang\’an and Cao used the \”dumping and translation method\” to make a record of accounting, he would definitely sigh that the number of words management had been developed in Oriental: the rotten wood chips in the door were turned into gravel on the road of the litchi road after seven straight transfers.

2. Memory and filmography

Li Shimin modified his daily records to expose the secrets of darkrooms compiled by history. He used his power as a mirror to rinse the blood sprayed from his brother\’s throat into auspicious cloud patterns; using time as a fixing agent, he tuned the wailing sound in front of the Xuanwu Gate to \”The King of Qin Po Yue\”. But some light leaks grew in the gap: a silver apricot leaf stuck to the sole of a waiter\’s boot was snatched into the \”Hua Serious\” copy by the Xinro Business Group, and appeared in the commentary column of Gao Li\’s \”History of the Three Kingdoms\” three hundred years later. In the autumn of the sixth year of Jianwu, there were yellow butterflies gathered in the palace.\”

3. Time and space drunken records

The \”Drunk Records of the Door Officials\” unearthed from the Dunhuang Tibetan Cave, which will make contemporary Historical studies collectively suffer from absenteeism. This book of target reports written in wine declared that the lynx that was shot on the day of political changes might be the Persian Hu merchants, and the two troops decided to be the light and shadow of Sogdian illusionists. Its absurdity is just like an X-ray showing that the book \”Qinzhi Tongyan\” is embedded with thirteen Western-European beads – each bead refracts the time and space speckle filtered by the text. The most exquisite note comes from a gilt door ring unearthed at the site of Daming Palace. Its copper core was detected to be reborn with cannabinol, which proved that all metals were participating in history and hallucinations.

IV. Civilized digestion system

The ancient building of An Laohan, Chang\’anxi City (Tang Dynasty meat cherry) contains the secrets of historical events. The top layer of \”Loyalty and Filial Piety\” uses flour specially supplied by Taixuejijijijiu, the middle layer of \”Chengwang Hanko\” is filled with arrows and broken irons eliminated by the Ministry of War, and the bottom layer of \”people think food is the best\” dead noodles Excerpt from the Tianzhu Mandoro pollen – this dazzling formula was later recorded in \”Youyang Lu Zu\” as a witch recipe for \”Food and see the Xuanwu Gate Dance Horse\”. When we argued about whether to add sugar garlic or coriander, we had long fallen into the blind area of ​​historical recognition: those wise monarchs who were opposed by the \”People\’s Political Consultative\” were just revision enzymes secreted by the Li Tang royal family; and the traditions we regard as the criterion were actually cultivated by civil servants. Historical probiotics.

The latest unearthed at the Zhuque Street site The guard\’s love bones show that super-labeled and mercury are deposited in its bone marrow cavity. Archaeology claims that this is caused by long-term contact with palace paint. I read a cooler truth on the texture of his teeth – those sesame seeds stuck in the teeth, and carbon 14 was determined to be from the squid on the day of political change. Pick up. It turns out that the real historical scars are not among the historical records, but in the civilized scum that all the little people are forced to swallow, in the depth of the digestive system that has been passed down from generation to generation, in the time toxins that can never be relied on.